Here’s a blog about everything, from the things you want to talk about to the things that make the hairs around your anus stand up like meerkats.

I could have written a blog about my failure as a musical theatre actress, or maybe about the fact that I most definitely have daddy issues or what about the everyday issues I face as a thunder thighed woman… but none of these even send a breeze between my buttocks… So clits, tits, porn, ice cubes up vaginas and fanny farts it is.

This is just going to be so TABOO…B.

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